Friday, June 18, 2010
Some Lucky Lady Finally Corrals David Silver
Love is in the Air, but not the ability to act . . . OMG DBSF can be soooo, so bitchy sometimes.
US Weekly has announced that--yes--David (pardon him, DBSF means Brian Austin Green) and Megan Fox have announced their re-engagement (in 2007 they took their first stab at it). Fox, who is a thespian as much as BP is a Gulf Coast environmental conservancy, took a stab at humor in stating that "It's going to be years [before she gets married]!I'm going to be 44 when I get married!" DBSF relationship advice to Ms. Fox--demand for your stronger assets are likely inversely related to age. Waiting until 44 will secure you little more than some low-grade, hard-core fetish porn assistant producer for a husband.
In other news, Brian Austin Green has officially f***ed every single woman in Hollywood.