Wednesday, June 16, 2010

lowercaseletters: Change We Can Believe In!

According to DBSF's analytics, the site regularly draws ten-plus hits a day from the continental U.S. of A. Never one to ignore opportunity, DBSF will capitalize on his new found influence. Plan one--politics. And, none of this American/ Western European capitalist-democaracy nonsense, rather he's going straight Stalin--consolidate power and direct the masses.

There will also, of course, a touch of North Korea's Kim Jong Il with respect to accomplishments, like golf. DBSF, like Kim Jong Il, shot a 40 the first 18 holes of golf he ever played. Unlike Kim Jong--henceforth, KJ--DBSF achieved his 40 with only 7 hole-in-ones (although three of them were on 500+ yard par fives), not 8 like KJ aka the Dear Leader.

DBSF's first priotity: encouraging all to vote lowercaseletters for DC's hottest band. Vote here.

Vote early, vote often (if you have access to multiple ip addresses), vote lowercase.

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