Aspiring national champions and Hollywood-block-buster-drama thespians, and accomplishers in general should take a note from Artest's post-game interview. Notice he doesn't pull from some subconscious cue card, and thank a) God, b) his family, c) his friends, or d) his teammates.
Rather, he thanks his neighborhood and his psychiatrist. And . . . and in an impromptu post script he informs the televiewing audience that his (music) single will be coming out soon. Geographical and Medical props and conspicuous marketing. Efficient.