Raiders Want Their $ Back
The AP is reporting that the Oakland Raiders have filed a grievance to gain $10 million from former first overall pick JeMarcus Russell. Apparently the organization wasn't pleased with the 7 wins he accrued over three season as the team's starting QB.
When DBSF heard this he thought, 'good luck'. Unless the Raiders are willing to mop-up and rebottle Petron spilled from Russell's cup at Oakland area night clubs, and piece together, repackage, and sell leftovers from his Caesar's Palace room service orders, it's probably best that the Raiders cut a few zeros from the grievance.
Argentina's Futbol World Cup Doctor Okays Sex
Dr. Donato Vallani, Argentina's World Cup doctor, announced that "the players can have sex with their wives and girlfriends during the World Cup. Players are not Martians. But it should not be at 2 a.m. with champagne and Havana cigars."
Good call, doc. Because with out your blessing world-class futbol players were going to not have sex with some of the likely tens of thousands of fans who travelled to South Africa with the sole intention of watching futbol and then having sex with the players.
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