Why DBSF doesn't go to Tennis Matches (or, is it Games?)
Fast forward to about 1:05.
Basic Queens. So not only do you slam tackle an old man down a few rows of seats, but then you get punched in your face by his slightly less older wife? Notice the tightness of his grey t-shirt. DBSF is forever suspicious of men who procure artificially tight, fashionable t-shirts. All DBSF is saying, is that if he's going to tackle an old man at a sporting event then DBSF sure as heck better be in a faded pinkish-orange Panama Beach women's tank top.