Interview with Lady Gaga’s brother, Larry Gaga:
The Admiral: Larry, are you sure you are related to Lady Gaga?
Larry Gaga: Of course we are related? Haven’t you seen my outfit?
The Admiral: But…… you’re Asian?
Larry Gaga: What’s that supposed to mean?
The Admiral: Never mind. How does it feel to be related to such a musical joke like Lady Gaga?
Larry Gaga: Lady Gaga is a god damn saint. How can you call her a joke?
The Admiral: #1, her over the top look. It’s not creative. It’s just a pre-packaged, over-fashioned, Mardis Gras transvestite. #2, her music. It’s not good. It sounds like a Madonna loving Scandinavian DJ named something like Bjordom made a pitch-corrected remix of the worst TRL pop. How can she even be popular?
Larry Gaga: I guess it’s just one of those mysteries that will never be solved.
The Admiral: Unless we got Jessica Fletcher on the case!
Larry Gaga: ????
The Admiral: Jessica Fletcher!! You know, Murder She Wrote!! It had a huge following in the late 80s and early 90s?? What if I had said Ben Matlock from Matlock? Would that have worked for you? You know what, forget about it. Just get the fuck out of here! Interview over!
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