Mrs. DBSF, Robotic even for a Robot

In the world of celebrosphere blogging DBSF comes across Kardasholsen twins that would make most men melt. But, this robot takes the prize. She possesses literally no connection to reality--simply hands, gloves, and awkward finger poses. Please God don't let Mrs. DBSF learn about the existence of photo shop and CGI. It would do to her career what technology and outsourcing did to Cleveland.