by: the Admiral
One is a suave Dos Equis adman in his 60s who is a mix between Ernest Hemingway, Bill Murray, Burt Reynolds, Ralph Furley, and Royal Tenenbaum. The other is a blog writer with almost 4 regular readers that Burt Reynolds wishes he could be.
Let’s compare the achievements from the commercials to my own and see who you would rather have a beer with.
The Most Interesting Man in the World:
The police often question him just because they find him interesting
He's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas
He lives vicariously through himself
He can speak French... in Russian
His parents were named after him
If he punched you in the face, you’d have to fight the urge to thank him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
I found Waldo, twice
I sent $5,000 to the Nigerian Prince and received $20,000,000 in return
When I disagree with you, it is because you are wrong
When I gets pulled over for speeding I let the officer off with a warning.
I know what Willis is talking about
I can order breakfast at McDonalds at 3 in the afternoon
I fought the law and the law lost
When I use an ATM, I charge it a fee
I finished reading the Never Ending Story