A lot of people are talking about Robin Lopez. Back-up centers from Southwestern, post-housing market collapse, declining, Sunbelt states naturally receive a lot of attention. But, DBSF has a theory that might make Robin Lopez the most recognized and unique human in the history of existence--he is the child of three men.
DBSF knows what you're thinking: No uterus? How was he breast fed? And, most importantly, how come his twin brother, Brook, wasn't also the child of three men? The answer is DBSF doesn't know. But, sometimes images speak louder than words. DBSF believes that Robin (pictured above) is the offspring of:
*NSync counter-tenor Chris Kirkpatrick . . .
Counting Crows front man Adam Duritz . . .
And, DBSF spiritual leader/ American Idol runner-up Justin Guarini . . .
It's safe to say that DBSF can officially start dusting off that "Three Men and a Baby 2" script he threw to the back of the closet after Tom Selleck's agent issued that restraining order.
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