Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Bobcats Trade Matt Carroll for Hakim Warrick

In other related news, Blockbuster Co. has reported that it rented 0 total VHS copies of Total Recall in North America during the third quarter of 2012.

Joey Harrington has no comment on a petition demanding legislative mandate that he stay retired from competitive football.

The Gallatin County (MT) Council has announced that it will delay it's vote on the sale of an open space bond until later in the week when the full council can convene.

The USDA has no plans to change the date of its forthcoming crop forecasting corn yield report.

New academic studies show that an excess of points in contrast to the opposition's point total remains a primary determinant of success in sports.

Amblin Entertainment has made no plans for a remake of 1986's The Money Pit.

C-SPAN3 plans to air its regularly scheduled programming this evening.

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